Apparently DJ Khaled has a lot of cash lying around with his newfound Snapchat fame, and he’s dropping it on a $3.8 million mansion in Miami. The gorgeous beachfront property reportedly has seven bedrooms, seven bathrooms, and an elevator, because why not. There’s also a pool and an ocean dock complete with a jetski lift, which should stop him from getting stranded on a jetski again.
This new house is obviously a major key to success for DJ Khaled, and we’re going to do everything we can to be like him in 2016. They don’t want you to succeed, they just want you to buy a huge fucking house.