October 15, 2014
Coming soon to a mixed tape near you, DJ Michelle Obama feat. embarrassing her children. The First Lady really wants Americans to stop being fat, but because she's the President's wife she can't just tell people to stop eating. Instead, she tells them to just eat vegetables and get on the treadmill while they ignore their children. Michelle is low key a Vine celebrity, so she released this video of her saying "Turnip for what" as in the vegetable but to the toon of "Turn down for what". Clever, Mrs. Obama. The weird environmentalist kids have been wearing that graphic tee-shirt for a year, but she just brought it mainstream. Michelle is gorgeous and the most relevant member of the Obama Administration so fine, I'll turnip with the First Lady.