July 15, 2015
In the never-ending Onion article that is his candidacy, Donald Trump has managed (yet again) to royally fuck up harder than anyone previously thought possible. Yesterday America’s favorite toupee released a campaign poster on Twitter, and it contained everything a good, red-blooded American presidential campaign ad should: a flag, the Whitehouse, a couple of Benjamins, a mildly benevolent overlay of an old white man’s face, and some Nazis. Wait. What?
That’s right. In the worst stock photo search in history, Trump’s campaign team failed to notice that the wholesome soldiers they placed in the bottom right side of the photo were actually sporting Waffen-SS uniforms. Insert any number of “YOU’RE FIRED,” jokes here.
Trump has gone the natural route with this scandal and blamed an intern for the faux pas. Sadly, the same can’t be said for the rest of his campaign efforts..