August 18, 2015
It's no secret that Donald Trump is pretty much the betchiest presidential candidate in existence. He says whatever the fuck he wants, he once had a cameo on Sex and The City, and he's a rich blonde. I mean, he has two fendi purses and a silver Lexus for God's sake. However, it's come to our attention that President Obama has been appalled to have been given Trump's Burn Binder by his former BFF Jeb Bush. It says mean things about all the politicians in the running in the 2016 election.
Obama was clearly upset. He did not leave the South Side for this. He even threatened to cancel the Iowa State fair but unfortunately he couldn't, because he already paid the DJ. Anyway, thankfully the burn binder was leaked so we can share it with you today.