January 14, 2015
Do you like to drink? Do you like to buy things you don’t need? Do you like surprises? Then drunk online shopping may be the perfect addition to your weekly routine. Some people may tell you this is “irresponsible,” “foolish,” or even “an addiction,” but I’m here to tell you: fuck the haters. Online shopping while intoxicated has got to be one of the greatest things a betch can do (along with having long brunches and bossing people around). Don’t believe me? I’ve outlined some of the key reasons why this highly underrated national pastime is the best thing that has and will ever happen to you.