all you alcoholics everyone. As of January 1, AB1322 (aka the "Drybar bill" aka the bill you never knew you needed) has been in effect in California. Which means that up until the first, it wasn't "technically" "legal" for you to get hammered while you got highlights. Which means that I've "technically" "broken the law." A lot.
Basically, the new law allows salons to serve you wine and beer. But...only if it's free of charge. The high-end salon chain Drybar was instrumental in getting the bill passed. So now you can thank them for your blowout and your DUI.
Jk. Bad news: You're not allowed to get wasted. (lol wut?) No more than 6 oz. of wine or 12 oz. of beer can be offered and they can't serve anything past 10 pm. Just when you thought 2017 was going to be the year of you. Just when you thought this was the sign you needed to finally pack your bags and move out to the West Coast...
That's fine. There's enough people here anyway. (Don't come. Bye.)