So Dubai is quickly becoming the betchiest city in Asia and the Instagram clique's favorite vakay spot. The flight is long as shit, so like if you can only afford to fly coach you probably shouldn't go. Fox, the film production company and the assholes that brought us American Idol, decided to make a grown-up version of Disney World in Dubai, because you should travel half-way across the world to learn more about American consumerism. They're already building a theme park in Malaysia, but like that's probably a shitty idea unless it's plane crash themed.
The Dubai park will have rides based on "Ice Age," "Night at the Museum," "The Simpsons", and most importantly "Titanic." Like there's going to be a whole section of the park devoted to the Titanic experience. Some exec said that they're "working on creating an immersive experience that includes motion theater simulators and will allow you to experience what it was like to be on the Titanic in an exciting way." So you'll get to board the ship, see the 1%, and then take an ice bath? Tbh, the only Titanic experience I want is hooking up with 1990's Leo DiCaprio, which I doubt will be an option, so IDGAF.