September 22, 2015
If you think you’re having a bad week, just be really glad that you’re not MMA fighter Benny Madrid. After winning his fight, Benny got to make a nice victory speech, in which he thanked his wife…and his girlfriend. We don’t give two shits about Benny’s personal life, but it’s pretty clear that this wasn’t supposed to happen. Like imagine if Tiger Woods had won some big golf tournament and thanked his wife Elin and his 17 mistresses. This isn’t quite that bad, but we have a feeling things between he and his wife aren’t great right now.