Emma Watson Learns to Dress Like a Slut: Real World Roundup | Betches

Emma Watson Learns to Dress Like a Slut: Real World Roundup

By The Betches


A Pew poll proved that a majority of Americans support the legalization of marijauna. Fucking duh. Stoner betches everywhere are rolling their eyes at how long it took the rest of #63 America to come to the realization every betch had when some wannabe bro let them take their first hit during lunch break in the fucking ninth grade: weed is like, so fetch! Read article >>


Emma Watson is #42 dressed like a huge slut in this month's GQ. We're impressed Em has finally escaped her #99 Betchhood and stopped playing TTH nicegirls with frizzy hair and depressed losers with pixie cuts. Can't believe all it took was a fucking blow dryer and one cutout dress from Nasty Gal. Read article >>

Kim Kardashian is skipping the first day of her divorce trial to promote her new perfume. We're happy Kim's following Emma Watson's lead and getting her priorities in order. As in, focusing on teaching betches how to look like as big a slut as possible, fucking duh. What would betches do when their Marc Jacobs perfume runs out if we didn't have Kim selling us spray bottles that can singlehandedly make us smell like sluts too? Read article >>

The Queen of England is getting a $7.5 million raise while the UK cuts its minimum wage. Props to former Betch of the Week Lizzy, you can't really get much betchier than getting a shitload of money for doing literally nothing while poor people lose money and are still fucking obsessed with you. Let them eat cake, Elizabetch is on a Nobu diet. Read article >>




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