Extra, Extra, Kate Middleton Eats Carbs! | Betches

Extra, Extra, Kate Middleton Eats Carbs!

By Queen Elizabetch

Kate Middleton ordered 3 large pizzas to her hotel for an afternoon snack while she was in New York. This is the plot twist of 2014. She eats pizza like a nice girl invited to her first sleepover. How does Kate have washboard abs, arms that put an 18 year old ballerina to shame, and cheekbones?? I guess her pregnancy basically allows her to eat whatever the fuck she wants. Plus, her 31 year old husband is bald so she can gain a couple pounds and still be the hotter one. Shame Jessica Simpson didn't have the same luxury.





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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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