January 18, 2016
Dog weddings aren't just for 'Broad City' characters. Last week, two Instagram famous dogs Toast and Finn officially got married in a dog wedding that cost more than your sweet sixteen. The doggy bride, Toast, who's owned by The Fat Jew, wore a Marchesa custom wedding dress and a Vera Wang leash because of course she did.
The wedding took place at the High Line Hotel in New York and was attended by the RHONY squad, as expected. If you think this all sounds ridiculous, you're not wrong. This is as betchy as dog weddings can get. Not only did Simon Doonan walk Toast down the aisle, but even the dogs in attendance were socialites, including Chloe the mini Frenchie and Baby, who is Chloe Radziwill's dog.
The event was apparently to raise money and awareness against puppy mills. Invitations "cost" $150 but we bet the dog outfits alone for the party cost more than that. Either way, it was an excuse to drink and play with puppies.
If there's any lesson we can learn from this puppy party it's that being rich doesn't excuse you from being bored. Clearly this idea was born out of having nothing else to do. The only thing to make this more ridiculous is if the dogs went on a honeymoon or got caught in a steamy affair. We'll await the Instagrams.