First Official Portraits Of Prince Geo And Princess Char Are Here

By Queen Elizabetch

Kate Middleton instagrammed pics of her kids this weekend because the royal family is just like us. As any mother of two ranking members of the lucky sperm club would, Kate dressed them both in designer children's clothes and got 100,000 likes.

Naturally, these four official photos are enough to make your ovaries explode with plans about your future children, so we've broken them down.


George looks down on Charlotte angry that he know has to compete with her to get attention but excited that he'll get to hook up with her friends while they're in high school. Char looks worried that he might give her terribly cut bangs while she's sleeping.



George and Charlotte have the same facial expression that screams "We're the British Royal family, ever heard of it?" The mixture of boredom and disdain just come so natural to these two. This is pretty much exactly how they'll look during all official engagements until they start pregaming.


G and C hold hands while G kisses her. This is the first of many photo-ops with forced physical affection. George was bribed with a new toy, and Char was bribed with a new horse.

At this point, they're wondering when mum's photoshoot is going to be over so that they can take their naps, because posing in coordinating white outfits is very hard.  George is smiling his "I'm the future King of England" smile and Charlotte looks like she's just spotted an open bar.





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