July 17, 2015
Betches may admit that we drive like idiots, but we're not the only ones. In reality, everybody on the road is a terrible driver who's literally blind and possibly brain dead, but us. It's a scary day when the girl who drives like a fucking idiot is the most competent person behind the wheel, and if you need a real-world example of how harrowing that is, try driving in Atlanta for a day. (Sidenote, if any ATLiens know why there were so many fucking accidents yesterday please let me know in the comments, it was like the entire city decided to say "fuck it" all at the same time).
Spending all that time in traffic yesterday really got me thinking about all the ways my life would be better if certain people got off the road.