February 17, 2015
This guy got tired of being friend-zoned, so he sent every girl in his high school a Valentine's Day Card. This move wouldn't do shit for me, because there is nothing I like less than a nice boy. This kid legit sent over 1000 Valentines - which roughly translates to buying 3 Kate Spade bags - to get one girl to give him a shitty hand job in the bathroom during lunch break. He even fucking personalized them with "Remember there will always be people to care about you and I will always be one of them. Love, Anonymous." Somebody get this boy a tampon. This just proves that true betches don't send Valentines, we just get them, so you better send me one be-(o)tch.