Fucking Creepy NBA Writer is Misogynistic Asshole | Betches

Fucking Creepy NBA Writer is Misogynistic Asshole

By LaBetch James

Chris Sheridan, former ESPN NBA Writer and general loser, took his precious time to write a fucking disgusting article about the wives, girlfriends and daughters of NBA owners.


Take this lead-in of the aforementioned god-awful article, for example.

One year after Mallory Edens (AN 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF AN NBA OWNER, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO), captivated us all at the NBA Draft lottery, a new NBA rule deprived us of a close-up look at the trophy wife of Minnesota Timberwolves owner Glen Taylor.

Her name is Becky, she is fantastic looking, and she was supposed to have been onstage instead of the 74-year-old Mr. Taylor as the T-Wolves won the top pick in the 2015 NBA Draft.

Listen here, dicklord. The sports world is already misogynistic enough without your inane comments about the attractiveness of the wives and children of NBA owners.

But it gets worse.

Yes, this is a shame. But the lottery is not about trophy wives or trophy daughters or even trophies--at least not in the short term.

No. An NBA draft is obviously not fucking about your pedophile tendencies and need to masturbate to these women who don't know you exist. But awesome job labeling women as pieces of property. Ten points to Hufflepuff.

You want losers aside from those of us who have never gazed upon a live shot of Glen Taylor's wife, pictured above?

Two comments here. This sentence is not even a complete thought, and this guy somehow gets paid to write. And, yes. This clown actually included a picture of Glen Taylor's wife, an attractive but fucking normal woman named Becky.

AND THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENED.

The allure of playing for Derek Fisher....is about as alluring as the thought of sleeping alongside Glen Taylor, which is the price the former Becky Mulvihill must pay for marrying into all that money ($1.8 billion is Taylor's net worth) eight years ago.

So this ass-hat actually went from just calling her a trophy wife, to outright labeling her as a gold-digger. Newsflash, Chris Sheridan. FUCK YOU.

Taylor has his trophy wife. Edena (again, the 18-year-old) will one day be somebody's trophy girlfriend.

[Knicks General Manager] Sam Hinkie? His legacy will last longer than our memories of the comely Ms. Edens and the equally lovely Mrs. Taylor.

This guy is actually the worst. The most horrifying aspect of this article is that he gets paid to spew this bullshit.

The betches cannot positively ascertain why Becky married the rich billionaire Glen Taylor. Perhaps it was because she was lonely, after her former husband Jim had just died of cancer. Or maybe she and Taylor are genuinely in love.

It doesn't fucking matter, and kudos to her for being a rich bitch.

You, Chris Sheridan, can eat shit and die.




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