December 22, 2014
Christmas came early this weekend for the gays, as both Elton John and Lance Bass got married. Lance got married at the Park Plaza in New York (betchy), and it's going to be televised in an E! special, because why not? All the guys from NSYNC were there except Justin, who is "on tour," and "feels really bad." Tbh Justin just probably has better things to do than go to the wedding of some guy he used to sing with when he had bad hair.
Elton John got married to his civil partner David Furnish in a smaller ceremony at their estate. Victoria Beckham was there, which is pretty fucking important, but Adele turned down the invite. Mazel tov to both couples, and may they live fabulously ever after.