August 17, 2015
We all knew George W. Bush and his family were super white, but they’ve truly outdone themselves. His daughter, Jenna Bush Hager, just had her second daughter, and she named her Poppy Louise. Fucking Poppy Louise Hager. This is easily top ten obnoxious white person names of all time. Even Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn’t stoop this low. Poppy’s older sister is named Margaret, so like good for her that she got a normal name before they went all crazy WASB. We can’t remember if Jenna was the twin that got busted for underage drinking, but let’s hope Poppy lives up to her mother’s example.