Why Don't Guys Ever Hit on Me? Ask a Pro | Betches

Why Don't Guys Ever Hit on Me? Ask a Pro

By The Betches

Dear Head Pro,


I would consider myself a fairly attractive, self-respecting girl who likes to go out and have a good time, AKA a betch. However, it seems like everywhere I go (i.e. bars, library, gym, etc.), I rarely get hit on by guys. Is this normal? Maybe its my demeanor, or maybe I am giving myself too much credit in the looks department, but even ugly girls seem to get hit on. Since I refuse to do the chasing myself, how do I make myself appear more approachable to guys? Should I consider changing my venues?

Much Love,

Unapproachable

You’re rarely going to get hit on in public daylight places like the library, because that’s something stupid men’s magazines tell guys to do but that no one actually ever does. You’re right, even ugly girls get approached in bars. I would wonder if you’re having a good time and making it obvious that you’re having fun when you’re out. I’d rather hit on a 7 who was having the time of her life than a 9 who looked like she wanted to eat a shotgun.


 

Hello Head Pro,

So in light of a recent hook-up, I've noticed an alarming trend in my sexual past. One out of the undisclosed number of guys I've given head to has ever actually finished without having to take matters into his own hands (literally). I'm not talking about oral as foreplay, obviously. I'm talking about when it's my job to make him cum, more times than not the guy ends up finishing himself off right at the very end.

I never really thought it was an issue until I was talking with one of my friends about it and she looked at me like I was the most sexually oblivious girl she's ever talked too. I didn't think girls could suck at blowjobs (pun intended) but at the same time I don't expect a guy to stop me while I'm down there and be like "Sorry, you're doing this all wrong."

So, in short, is this normal? And if it's not, how can I get better?

Thanks a ton,

Fellatio Failure

I don’t know if it’s normal, but I don’t think it’s weird. Like anything else sexual, good head giving/receiving usually takes practice. If it’s a new guy or a one-time thing, I think it’s natural for a guy to revert back to what he knows if he’s having trouble reaching the point of no return. If you were someone who could boast a 100% completion rate with every guy you’d ever blown, I’d say you either need to stop blowing highschoolers or that you’ve had entirely too many dicks in your mouth.


Dear Head Pro,

ok so what is this whole taking a screenshot of my snapchat? I have been talking/snapchatting with this pro for a few weeks but every time I snapchatted him he would take a screenshot of it, like why? And not to mention when I called him out on the fact he kept screen shotting them he would just come back with something lame like "I just wanted to see what your reaction was" but he does it every time. What is the deal?

confused snapchatter betch

Are you sending him pictures of your boobs? Because that’ll do it.

Almighty Head Pro,

I need gift ideas for a college guy's graduation. And at reasonable prices, because no fucking way am I going to spend a massive amount of money on someone other than myself. Advice/tips would be appreciated.

Thanks,

What Presents to Get Boys?

I might be a little late on this one, but my first thought is to think of something that’ll help him in post-grad life. Maybe a gift card to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, or something for his kitchen (a spice rack, utensil set, etc.). Maybe grab one of those big Yankee Candles for him, because guys don’t think about shit like that, but we wish we had when our apartments smell like ass. Either that, or something commemorative, like an engraved flask, Zippo, or beer mug. Guys are pretty easy to please.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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