February 27, 2015
The Girl Scout Cookie Easy Bake Oven is now a thing, so you can stop buying them from the 9 year old with a middle part and braces and make them in your house instead. Before you say that's too much work, this is a toy marketed towards 8 year olds, stoners, and lazy betches everywhere. All you do is mix some powder and water, put it in a child proof "oven" and in 10 minutes you have Girl Scout Cookies. So instead of waiting on some glorified pyramid scheme, you can have Thin Mints, Trefoils, Coconut Caramel etc all year round. The real question is if we can pay Girl Scouts to cook and bring them to us, while we sit on the couch drinking wine and watching tv.