Girls Recap: You Are Not Fine Or Good

By The Betches

So Girls last night was super Girlsy, take that as you want. We knew Hannah was strange but little did we know we were dealing with the millenial Howard Hughes. Take a Xanny Hanny or go hang out with Emanda and her infinity obsession, it's like an 8 turned sideways.

Shoshanna was like a parody of a parody of herself. Obvs when Shosh was hooking up with the doorman our deep urge to yell YOU'RE A DOORMAN DOORMAN! was ever-present until it hit us that technically this bro is an upgrade. From a bro without a home to a bro who guards them.

While Shosh is out taking a walk on the wild side, Marnie acts the insecure psycho again and gets jealous of Charlie's success. (To be honest, I actually like this post break up app it's kind of brilliant.) Ray condescendingly hears her out, Marnie learned another life lesson, how adorable! He then forces her to confess that her true dream is to sing, and suddenly I feel like I accidentally switched the channel and some lame bohemian Pitch Perfect is on. Get ready to see Marnie pursue her dream at open mics throughout the city at bars with people more homeless than Ray.

Finally, Adam: When you have a drinking problem at seventeen it's called getting ready for college, not an addiction. However AA is casually a great place to talk about yourself, and apparently to get set up on dates with a winner who both has a landline and is unreasonably pretty for you.

Quotes of the Night

Ok I'll bring the cookies, but I don't like cookies very much, so don't get mad at me if I bring the wrong shit.

She's the richest Hindi I know.

"I'm a 33 year old man. I think it's creepy for me to go to a college party." Well said.

It’s genetic which is sort of the ultimate your fault.

Hey asshole, the one thing I told you was to not ash in my mermaid!

I’m sorry if this is insulting but you’re like really good looking for a doorman.

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