July 24, 2015
So you may not have noticed between all your different summer vacays, but people have started running for president again. Like, a shitload of people actually. While the dems only have 4 candidates, the GOP is going big or going home with 17 candidates and counting (get it? cuz some of them are straight up friends with the Duggars…) And while my personal prediction for this race is that all the GOP candidates morph into one giant terrifying white dude with a gun, as of now they’re running as 17 different individuals which is way too much for any self respecting betch to keep up with. So here’s all the candidates (so far) ranked by the only qualification that matters: Betchiness.