August 20, 2014
Scandal, Grey's Anatomy, and How To Get Away With Murder - aka the holy trinity of Thursday night TV - have a return date September 25th. As we've already discussed, we're not totally sure where Scandal is headed besides white cashmere, red wine, and a trembling bottom lip. Plus on Grey's, the main bitch Christina Yang peaced out and McDreamy is looking old as shit. How To Get Away With Murder is the longest fucking title and desperately needs a nickname - we suggest Shit Olivia Pope Can Handle. Regardless of the mini fuck-ups with our fav shows, we've already set the DVR. Our obsession with Shonda Rhimes is kinda like our Adderall dependency - not really necessary but we sure as hell need our fix.