Rob Gronkowski, the stud tight end for the New England Patriots, may quite literally be our spirit animal. He hosted a "Gronk Party Ship" cruise over the weekend, and got all of the attendees really fucked up. Because what else would he do during the NFL offseason?
Some of the trip highlights: offering a couple $10,000 to have sex in the middle of the cruise.
My Gronk Party Ship source reports Gronk offers couple "10 grand cash right now if you bang in front of everybody." pic.twitter.com/6shf8YJHyy— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) February 21, 2016
And there was a lot of general celebration about being American, and being Gronk.
Plus some shirtless Gronk as he was a back-up dancer for Flo Rida. Not a fucking joke.
But honestly, these moves. Magic Rob XXL.
And we can't forget the magical moment where one couple actually used the giant orgy as an excuse to get engaged:
A giant shitshow. It's so magical. I love you, Rob Gronkowski.