The Betches' Guide to St. Patrick's Day | Betches

The Betches' Guide to St. Patrick's Day

By LaBetch James

Put on that green combat jacket you never wear. Throw back some Irish car bombs. Get ready to be kissed by sloppy older men. It's St. Patrick's Day.


Betches never pass up an opportunity to party, and St. Patrick's Day offers every degenerate another holiday to celebrate irresponsibly. Here's how to stay true to betchy form and drink in honor of a man who died nearly 2,000 years ago.

St. Patrick's Day isn't until March 17, but the drinking celebration starts before then. Many major cities, like New York City, Boston, Chicago, St. Louis, and Los Angeles, offer bar crawls and parades the Saturday before St. Patrick's Day. So don't be lame. Book your ticket and start partying.




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