May 9, 2013
Just when you thought America couldn't hate Gwyneth Paltrow any more, she insults the Met Ball. Gwyneth practiced her first amendment write to talk shit and called Anna Wintour's ball "un-fun" and "boiling" which is weird since a true betch is always cold. No word on if Anna will forgive her for her offenses considering she's graced the cover of Vogue seven times already. Maybe it was a bit stuffy at the ball because, I don't know, you decided to wear a long sleeve dress with a train in fucking May. And maybe it was un-fun because your only friends are your family and steamed kale. Try to dress a little sluttier, G. No one likes an uptight fully clothed bitch.
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