April 23, 2013
The British are super pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow is "sexualizing kids" by selling bikinis to girls ages 4-8 on her website, goop.com. I mean, this should come as a surprise to no one since everyone knows Gwyneth starves her kids. Now we know why. Apple Martin will not be the fattest kid at day camp if mom has anything to do with it! But I guess this shit is adding to Gwyneth's Most Hated Person in Hollywood grand title.
We're with you, G. If kids are going to dress like sluts they're going to need to start early. Don't let the haters stop you from doing yo thang. We can't wait until your collection of children's thongs.