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Hair Masks You Can Make From Shit In Your Kitchen

By Jane Duh

Every betch has an extremely personal and important relationship with her hair. Equally important, however, is not doing work and making sure that you never get more than 10 feet from your couch on Sundays.


With that in mind, here are some hair masks you can make from shit that is probably already in your kitchen.

APPLE CIDER VINEGAR MASK

WHY SHOULD I PUT THIS ON MY HEAD?

So, according to science, your scalp has a PH. Unfortunately, that PH can get fucked up and hinders your hair growth. For betches looking to grow their hair out long, use Apple Cider Vinegar to restore your scalp’s PH and grow long AF Lorde hair.

OKAY SO WHAT NOW?

All you need to do is use apple cider vinegar as a final rinse once you’re done washing your hair normally. Easy as shit.

EGG MASK

WHY SHOULD I PUT THIS ON MY HEAD?

Eggs contain a shitload of protein which helps in the formation of new hair so, once again, anyone looking to grow hair that can cover their boobs for tasteful nudes should take a minute and crack an egg over their head. Plus, this hair mask can also be used for your face, which is honestly just fucking practical.

OKAY SO WHAT NOW?

Here’s what you’ll need: 

  • Egg whites from one egg
  • 1 teaspoon of olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon of honey

Then mix well and apply the mask for the time it takes to watch a 20 minute thing on Neflix, wash out the mask and then resume watching a million hours of Netflix with really nice hair.

POTATO JUICE MASK

WHY SHOULD I PUT THIS ON MY HEAD?

Okay so this one seems kind of crazy but I found like, a bunch of websites that suggested it and the theory is backed up by Pinterest so hear me out --- you can totally juice a potato and put that juice on your head for thicker, healthier hair. Potatoes are rich in vitamins A, C, and E which is v good for hair and can even be used by dudes whose hair is falling out from being old and stuff.

OKAY SO WHAT NOW?

Basically, you’re gonna have to juice a potato. Then you’re gonna put the potato juice on your hair, wait for 15 minutes, wash it out, and never tell anyone what kind of weird shit you’ll do for nice hair.

BEER MASK

WHY SHOULD I PUT THIS ON MY HEAD?

So instead of forcing yourself to drink all the shitty beer your bestie’s new fuckboy brought over, you can use the silica in the beer to make your hair thicker and healthier. Now that’s a thrifty betch!

OKAY SO WHAT NOW?

All you gotta do is wash your hair as normal but switch out the conditioner for beer. Leave your hair covered with a towel for 30-45 minutes (one ep of Mind of A Chef on Netflix) and then give your hair another quick rinse because as much as everyone loves the smell of Natty Bo, it’s not a great fragrance for hair.




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