Halle Berry may be like the most gorgeous woman on the planet, but apparently that doesn’t make marriage any easier. Halle and her husband, hot French actor Olivier Martinez, are calling it quits after a little over two years of marriage. They filed for divorce under the aliases Hal Maria and Oliver Martin, which are super subtle and obviously no one knows. They cited irreconcilable differences, which is so typical. Maybe now Halle will actually start making movies again, because it’s been way too long since she sobbed uncontrollably at the Oscars.