Halloween Costumes We're Already Fucking Sick Of For 2015 | Betches

Halloween Costumes We're Already Fucking Sick Of For 2015

By Jane Duh

Well, it's officially October, which means it's time to start planning the costume you'll Uber home in on the morning of November 1st. As Dan Savage has often said, Halloween is a straight pride parade, meaning that it is imperative that every betch's ideal costume has the following elements: sluttiness, originality, and glitter. Sluttiness, obviously is key to any successful halloween costume. As The Bible says, "Halloween is the one day a year where a girl can dress like a total slut." On the 31st of October it is every woman's God-given right to wear an orange bikini with green eyeliner to a party and say she's a pumpkin. Glitter, obviously, is just a good call, especially if drugs are involved (hint: drugs should be involved).


The last thing a good costume has to be is either classic (slutty witch, slutty ghost, slutty werewolf, etc...) or original. We all remember the Halloween of 1994 when you showed up to trick or treat in your bomb AF Ariel costume only to see like, 25 other fugly Ariels trolling around your neighborhood and ruining your night. Let's not let that happen again.

Here are the costumes we're already fucking sick of for 2015. Take note: 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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