December 2, 2014
So Netflix announced their December turnover yesterday and the results are mixed. Apparently Tyra Banks had two pictures in her hands, and only one of them was still in the running towards becoming America's next great binge watch.
- A bunch of shitty horror movies that I literally didn't even known were on Netflix, and some random kids movies. No love lost on these rejects.
- Dirty Dancing: Why the fuck are they getting rid of this - nobody puts baby in a corner. This was the first movie to teach us what an abortion was and why Plan B is like way better.
- Spice World - What the fuck Netflix? Does girl power mean nothing to you? This is a Wine Wednesday staple.
A bunch of 90's movies about hot betches fucking shit up (Almost Famous and American Beauty).
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion - I go back and forth about this movie because on the one hand it's like a really great success story (ugly girls become pretty and get revenge) but also the whole thing is kind of whiny, like an ABC Family movie.
Wolf of Wall Street - Now there are 5 movies Leonardo DiCaprio didn't win an Oscar for on Netflix. But the one liners from the movie are phenom, so I'm hype.
Anchorman 2 - For the bros in your life.