Hey, Selena Gomez, Are You Doing Ok?

By The Head Pro

Selena Gomez has had a hard life. I would mean that sarcastically, but this is a young woman who dated Jutin Bieber - in public! - for way too long. I don't care what people say. If you let the 'Biebs plant his seed in your secret garden, your life has taken a fucked up turn for the worst. I mean, look at the way his fans treat any woman that comes within 10 feet of him - dating Justin Bieber is like getting diagnosed with AIDS and then receiving death threats for it.

Recently, Selena caught some calor after she was photographed in bikinis looking, shall we say, uh... not runway-ready (but still fantastic, don't get me wrong). She responded admirably at first, posting a carefully posed and lit pic of her looking fly, captioned with the sort of inspirational bullshit that the people who never left your hometown puke all over your Facebook feed. But now, with rumors circulating that she might be back with Bieber? Gosh, I dunno. This is her latest instagram post, and it's... something.


Selena. Girl. You ok? You don't sound ok. I don't know if I'd say the internet freezes "old news" like it's "now" - that's pretty much the opposite of what the internet (sorry, Internet) does. And like, who is this addressed to? Is she talking to her fans? Is she talking to Bieber? When can I get this next chapter, TRUTH, and will it be available in paperback?

Selena, if you want to get, like, a chai or something and maybe talk through some stuff, you know how to reach me. If you're ready, come and get it.





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