May 15, 2015
Beyonce went to a Hillary Clinton fundraiser this week, or as they called it an Illuminati Board Meeting. Naturally, the Internet lost its shit because the two must Tumblr-ed about women were in the same room together (sorry Kim Kardashian). Naturally, Hillary is already getting a lot of celebrity support because she's the Democratic, female candidate and also a mega-betch.
Hillary is kind of a challenge because she TTH and keeps up with the news, but she also has killer side eye and doesn't want people looking through her phone. So she and Beyonce could totally bond over a cosmo and plans to take over the world.
Hill, can you handle this?
Beyonce, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this.