While you’re probably recovering from the first ugly Christmas sweater of the season, you’re also starting to think about what kind of decorations you should hang up in your house so you don't look like the only reason you celebrate Christmas is for the spiked egg nog.
Nothing says “I’m festive and love the holidays” like blacking out at every holiday gathering you’re invited to. Jesus drank wine too.
What decoration choices you ultimately end up making can say a lot about the type of person you are.
One thing is always 100% true no matter what: If you use tinsel, you’re not a betch. You’re a 24-year old stuck in the body of a grandma who enjoys having annoying silver shit all over her apartment.