December 30, 2014
We have like, a few more days/hours until the brutal assault that are the holidays are past us. Good God- it’ll be a relief to us all. Until then though, you’ll need to calm your nerves with loads of alcohol – especially if you’re planning on going out for NYE as the single friend. Yikes.
We bring you Holiday Sangria: a magical concoction that’s like a combination of fruit punch and wine and Everclear. We assume it’s also healthy, since it uses lots of fruit.
Combine all ingredients in a pitcher or giant bowl and stir. Let chill overnight so the flavors can hang out. You could probs add vodka to this if like, you needed to. Who are you kidding – you definitely need to. Serve in fancy glasses or pimp cups to ring in 2015 and feel a strange combo of classy and trashy – mostly cause you’re chugging wine.