We all have high hopes for the 2024 Golden Globes red carpet. And by that, I mean we expect the dumpster fire of award shows to bring sweet, sweet entertainment to the lawless land of Twitter. And what’s a better way to do that than to objectify hot dudes in suits? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If anything this is what my expensive journalism degree prepared me for.
From Justin Hartley to Jelani Alladin, I’ve selected eye candy to keep you satisfied until the next Calvin Klein ad breaks the internet. Because it’s the first weekend of the new year and what’s more on theme than judging the best and worst outfits at Hollywood’s historically drunkest awards show? Go forth and thirst.
Orlando Bloom
Matt Bomer
John Krasinski
Cillian Murphy
Bradley Cooper
Andrew Scott
Barry Keoghan
Lenny Kravitz
Simu Liu
James Marsden
Jonathan Bailey
Justin Hartley
Mario Lopez
Jelani Alladin
Brandon Sklenar
Stay tuned — we’ll be updating this story all night!
