November 4, 2014
Calling all Canadian betches: a local hot pro is searching for an “Elizabeth Gallagher” to replace his ex-girlfriend on a ridiculous all expenses paid trip. Before he and his girlfriend broke up, real estate developer (and solid 8) Jordan Axani bought plane tickets for them to travel to Milan, Paris, Bangkok and New Dehli. For whatever reason, Gallagher is dumb as fuck and didn’t wait until after the trip to end things so homeboy took to Reddit to find her replacement claiming that it is nearly impossible to change the name on the plane tickets.
In order to deflect accusations that Axani is a shady bro looking for an escort he states: “I’m not looking for anything in return, I am not looking for companionship, romance, drugs, a trade, or to take selfies with you in front the Christmas Market in Prague.” Well way to shoot down just about all of our favorite everyday vacation activities, maybe this won’t work out after all.