It's hard to give a fuck about hockey. A little puck flying around the ice, guys with no teeth beating each other with wooden sticks, and strange Canadian men babbling and yelling intermittently. Even worse, the playoffs will last for literally a month, so hockey is here to stay.
That's why we're helping you, and giving you a reason to watch hockey. We're breaking down the hottest guys this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs have to offer. Bonus: most of them have teeth.