How Not To Look Old As Shit | Betches

How Not To Look Old As Shit

By Victoria Betcham

Most of us twenty-somethings live in the moment. We are young, hot and awesome, and we know it. Bring on the carefree days on the beach and endless nights spent throwing back shots and chain-smoking.


Sadly, for most of us, we are never going to look this good ever again (unless you’re one of those weird late bloomers who somehow looks better middle-aged). Ladies, if you want to avoid catching your pro-turned-husband fucking his 23-year-old secretary in 10 years, pay attention now.

Here are some tips for ensuring that you evolve into a MILF, rather than a wrinkled sack of shit and regrets.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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