September 23, 2014
We adore our parents because obvs without them we would hardly be able to lead such fun lifestyles. We are fabulous and tasteful because they made us so. HOWEVER, they do occasionally totally kill our buzz when they want to know ‘what we are doing with our lives’ or ‘how we are preparing for the future’. Like, I can barely prepare for being sober for a brunch tomorrow, much less my entire life. This is not what they want to hear so a betch has to be able to convincingly tell her parents about everything she’s doing without actually doing anything.