How To Dress Like A Betch At Thanksgiving

By The Betches

While some people claim the most important thing about Thanksgiving is to be kind to others and give thanks for all you’ve been blessed with this past year, we feel a little different. Sure I’ll instagram a cute pic of my extended family where I’m in the center looking super hot captioned with the hand praise emoticon and hashtag #blessed but that’s obvious. No Betches, the MOST important thing about Thanksgiving is wearing tight fucking clothes so you don’t eat nearly as much as your fat cousin Anne. Clearly.

So in the reluctant spirit of giving we’ve created a list of shit you can wear to Thanksgiving dinner. Whether you’re doing Friendsgiving or the regular family kind where you’re forced to sit next to your nearly deaf grandfather, at least you’ll look super hot doing so.

Plaid is the New Black

If there’s any pattern/color combination that defines Thanksgiving more, it’s plaid. Fortunately for us, lumberjacks, and lesbians, some rando decided it was cool this season.

Top, Nastygal

Gloves, Ralph Lauren

Jacket, Mackage via Shopbop



There’s nothing I love more than a leather jacket. Maybe my boyfriend. Then again my leather jacket looks good no matter what’s spilled on it and doesn’t text me every three hours so what are you doing now? Sooo...
Jacket, 6 Shore Road

Leggings, Asos

Dress, Bailey44 via Nordstrom

Coat, BB Dakota

Leggings, Alexander McQueen via The Outnet

Over the Knee Boots, Vince Camuto


For the JAB celebrating Thanksgivukkah: Shiny Shit

Since Hanukkah and Thanksgiving overlap this year it’s critical that you dress for such a rare and inevitably chic occasion. I mean if you show up to your Maccabi Pilgrim themed event in a frumpy cardigan, then you might as well change your name to JAN. Jewish American Nicegirl. Instead throw on some metallic shit, specifically hologram because that same rando bitch decided it was in for the first time since 1981, and you’ll look totally fab.

Top, Asos

Clutch, Topshop

Earrings, Henri Bendel

Clutch, Henri Bendel

Top, Topshop

Wrap Bracelet, Tory Burch

iPhone Case, Etsy




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