How To Get Away With Dressing Like A Slut At Work | Betches

How To Get Away With Dressing Like A Slut At Work

By Miss Ameribetch

A long time ago, we covered why betches always dress inappropriately. Short answer is because we DGAF. Long answer is too many things look good on us and dress codes are for ugly and nice girls. This is especially true in the workplace, where dress codes are created by man-babies who can’t handle a girl in leggings just because their own wives no longer want to sleep with them. Anyway, we’re here to tell you how to get away with wearing what you want at work, while still being respected—because if Kim K can publish a book of nudes and still get invited to the White House then you should be able to show your bra strap and still get paid equally as your male co-workers.


fuck that sexist shit

The key to getting away with wearing whatever you want is to have a sense of style. Since you’re a betch this should come easy. If your outfit looks like it belongs together, then your boss can’t reprimand you for just one piece of it. Maybe your shirt is see-through, but that bralette you have under goes perfectly with your boots so nobody's going to question it. They'll all just assume each piece is there for a reason and it's not just an accident. Just wearing a tank that shows your cleavage with a pair of jeans is trashy because it makes people ask each other “does she know…?” but if your look has style, then even if it’s showing skin your coworkers will wonder “what does she know that we don’t?”

Don’t be cliché when showing skin at work. Combine your pieces so you’re not straight-up dressed like you’re going to the club. If you’re in a tight skirt, then don’t wear a low-cut shirt. Generally speaking, cleavage is tacky so avoid low-cut shirts in general. It’s like when guys pose with their shirts off on Tinder to show off their six packs. That’s what boobs popping out of shirts looks like. It’s desperate. But you can wear a backless shirt for all we care, if you’re smart about what else you wear with it.

keep it cute

The patriarchy wants you to believe that covering up and dressing modestly are key factors for success. But betches know that a true leader makes her own rules. Might we remind you that one of Hollywood’s fanciest nights is the Oscars, and women wear all kinds of inappropriate dresses on the red carpet? The only difference between Charlize Theron or Jennifer Lawrence showing their shoulders, legs, and back and your HR disaster cases is that they act classy when they’re doing it.

Look, you spend most of your week in a cubicle if you’re in corporate life, and you don’t want to waste your prime years in grey pantsuits. I mean, we give props to Hillary for her powersuits, but if she really wanted to make an impression she would just wear whatever she wants. Actually, on second thought, that probably IS what she wants to wear. We see you, girl.

Shake up the patriarchy by dressing inappropriately at work and still getting shit done. And if your short skirt or high heels freaks out your male coworkers, they can always quit.

smash the patriarchy




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