November 14, 2014
Weekends that start on Wednesdays are a staple for the college betch. However, once you graduate there are few things worse than waking up hungover as shit on a workday. There comes a time in every post-grad betch’s life when she realizes it’s time to curb her blackout tendencies to three days a week, leaving us just one day of smelling like vodka at the office. It’s called pretending to be a functioning alcoholic adult. Below are some steps you should follow to ensure you get your ass to work, cue the countdown to the office happy hour.