September 9, 2014
Every betch has woken up from a night of being blackout feeling like she’s been punched in the face. It’s standard hangover fare and something we’re well equipped to deal with. Sometimes, however, we wake up from an eight-hour drinking bender feeling GREAT. Too great… we think with suspicion. That’s when we stand up and confirm the fact that yup, we’re still fucking wasted.
While this may seem cause for concern, especially if there’s shit you were planning on pretending to do that day, fear not. I mean you’re going to accomplish absolutely nothing, but this guide will have you alive and ready to pregame again by 10 PM.