April 3, 2015
As all JABs know, tonight marks the first night of Passover, aka the Jewish version of a Master Cleanse. For all the JABs out there who are lucky enough to live far away from their parents, Passover is a tricky dilemma: you want to be able to live your life, but you know if you tell your parents you didn’t go to a single seder they’ll guilt you into another dimension. Lucky for you, I’m here to tell you how to balance your betchy lifestyle and your Jewish guilt. Trust me, I’m an expert at this.