How To Keep Up With The News (The Easy Way) | Betches

How To Keep Up With The News (The Easy Way)

By Blackout Betch

We’ve always said keeping up with the news isn’t what betches do. Then we realized being ignorant is the least betchy thing you can be, so we’ve compiled some ways to keep up with the news, the SIMPLE way.

Betches are all about cutting corners and not doing work, so this list is your way to know what the fuck is going on, but still not give a shit. No one is saying you spend your night pouring over The New York Times. That’s not betchy because it cuts into your drinking time. Here’s how to be “intelligent” but still regularly blacked out.





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