How to Lose a Pound in 10 Days

By The Betches

As told by our fave quotes...

Day 1:

Day 2:

“I swallowed a tape worm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all of my food so that I don't get fat.” Kelly Kapoor

Day 3:

“I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.” Romy White

Day 4:

 "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!" Mugatu

Day 5:

"I feel like such a heifer! I had two bowls of Special K, three strips of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M&M's, and like three pieces of licorice." Cher Horowitz

Day 6:

"Ah it's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway" Gracie Lou Freebush

Day 7: 

"Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." Emily

Day 8

"Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us." White Goodman

Day 9:

"I only like what I'm allowed to like. I'm beyond temptation. There is no weakness. When I see tons of food in the studio, for us and for everybody, for me it's as if this stuff was made out of plastic…I'm like the animals in the forest. They don't touch what they cannot eat. " Karl Lagerfeld

Day 10:

"I havent eaten in a few days so I don't know if I look like scary thin" Lena Dunham




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