May 21, 2015
Idk about you, but I have real contempt for LUSH. There’s something super not cute about selling me overpriced groceries that have been ground up, served in questionably designed packages and always accompanied with a side of hipster know-it-all-ism.
If you, too, can’t stand to spend $15 on a blend of oatmeal and organic vegan raw hemp milk designed to make your face smooth for 10 mins, rejoice. We found this recipe for a face mask and one for a hair treatment online and I’m fucking sure you have all of the ingredients in your fridge right now.
Surprise – beer is a cleanser and helps dissolve dead skin. Combine the egg white and beer with the lime juice – slather onto face – a brush of sorts to “paint” this on may work best. Wait about 10 mins then rinse off with warm water. This will make your skin look luminous as fuck while providing vitamins, hydration, and improving elasticity. I mean, you fucking ALWAYS have beer on hand anyway.
Mix the yogurt, apple cider vinegar, and honey in a bowl, then apply the mixture to your scalp – working from the roots to the tips. Let sit for like 15 mins before rinsing with warm water. Wash again to get rid of any strange hippie yogurt smell.