How To Make An Amazing Face Mask The Lazy Betch Way

By Betchy Crocker

Idk about you, but I have real contempt for LUSH. There’s something super not cute about selling me overpriced groceries that have been ground up, served in questionably designed packages and always accompanied with a side of hipster know-it-all-ism.

If you, too, can’t stand to spend $15 on a blend of oatmeal and organic vegan raw hemp milk designed to make your face smooth for 10 mins, rejoice. We found this recipe for a face mask and one for a hair treatment online and I’m fucking sure you have all of the ingredients in your fridge right now.

Face Mask Ingredients

  • 1 egg white
  • ½ cup any type of beer (yes, srsly)
  • 2 tsps fresh lime juice

Surprise – beer is a cleanser and helps dissolve dead skin. Combine the egg white and beer with the lime juice – slather onto face – a brush of sorts to “paint” this on may work best. Wait about 10 mins then rinse off with warm water. This will make your skin look luminous as fuck while providing vitamins, hydration, and improving elasticity. I mean, you fucking ALWAYS have beer on hand anyway.

Hair Treatment Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup of probiotic natural, plain flavored yogurt (or less, depending on your hair volume and length)
  • 1 teaspoon of apple cider vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon of honey

Mix the yogurt, apple cider vinegar, and honey in a bowl, then apply the mixture to your scalp – working from the roots to the tips. Let sit for like 15 mins before rinsing with warm water. Wash again to get rid of any strange hippie yogurt smell.




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