April 14, 2015
Betches really don’t care about most things. While delusional daters freak out about their latest SAB conquest not texting them and TTHs worry about if everyone likes them, betches simply do not give a fuck. Some say there’s nothing less unattractive than being apathetic, but clearly they’re blind to all the wrinkles they’re getting from worrying every damn second of the day.
While this mindset suits us well 95% of the time, there is that 5% where we just can’t get away with acting like the stone cold betches we are. Here’s how to pretend you give a shit when in reality the only thing on your mind is your chipping manicure and when you can start drinking.