April 28, 2015
There’s no way to sugarcoat it: going in to the real world is rough. Going from sitting through class, barely alive to actually having to get up early, look professional, and (appear to) be a functioning member of society is a hard transition that takes a toll on every betch. So, what’s a betch to do when she’s faced with something she doesn’t want to do? Easy: you put it off for as long as it’s socially acceptable. Making your debut into the real world is no different.
Obv not all gap years are created equal. Sitting in your parents’ basement playing video games is not betchy. That was actually a test, if that was even an option you need to GTFO this site. Now that I’ve got your attention, let’s talk about the betchy ways to procrastinate becoming an adult.