October 31, 2014
Given that it’s not only Friday, but also the Friday of Halloweekend, odds are you’re sitting at work, desperately wanting to do anything but actually work. Who am I kidding, this describes any day of the work week for your average betch. Obv not doing work is a tenet of a betch’s life, but you also can’t blatantly not do shit all the time and expect to hold down a job. Read our ways to convince people you’re working really hard (when you’re actually not), so that you don’t get a verbal reprimand or like, fired. Trust me, I’m a professional at this. (JK employers I totally never do this, ever).